Tom Cardy | #Inspirational Lyrics

Good morning sir, my name's Darren and I'm calling from the national census, how are you today?

BLESSED (#BLESSED)

Okie dokie, we seem to be missing a piece of your information

STRAIGHT FACTS (#STRAIGHTFACTS)

Look I just need your current occupation

Of course!

Wake up in the morning feeling humble

Bicep (💪)

Shouting out my dreams I never mumble

Money clip (💸)

Inspirational Day Trade Educational

For not just guys but chicks too

Fire thinking-face (🔥🤔)

Putting in the work to inspire

Prayer hands up (🙏👐)

Quote from the GOAT (🐐) Einstein

Brain food cup (🧠🥪🏆)

Being intellectual my daily work schedule is online at my blog

Robot fist dog (🤖👊🐶)

'Lotta people calling me a liar

Sword fire (🗡🔥)

But you haters better not act surprised

Shocked looking-eyes (😲👀)

When I turn my cheek (Cheek!) (🍑!)

I'm pure motivational

Medal world key (🏅🌏🔑)

Hashtag Inspirational (#Inspirational)

Medal world key (🏅🌏🔑)

Hashtag inspirational (#Inspirational)

Trophy fist bump praying hands crown angry bull (🏆🤜🤛🙏👑😠🐂)

Money face, money face, cowboy poo (🤑🤑🤠💩)

Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag inspirational (#Inspirational)

Should I- I'm gonna put down social media?

Social media's my tool

Hashtag hammer your dreams (#🔨urDreamz)

What the fuck does that mean!?

No one will employ me!

I would like to put you on the right path

Cry laugh (😂)

Don't be distracted by the emojis that I'm using

Monocle (🧐)

Kitty kat weeping (😿)

Ya feelin' sleepy (😴)Can I have some money please?

Don't be incredulous

Money bag light bulb (💰💡)

When the stuff I say is nebulous

Cricket and mosquito (🦗🦟)

I use emojis to deflect

Double avocado (🥑🥑)

From the post that don't make any fucking sense

Follow your dreams, when your dreams that you're following your dreams is not to be a follower

Thoughtful (#thoughtful(🤔))

Listen to your heart, when your brain does a fart out its asshole, that's your soul, social media's bad skull (💀)

I'm gonna ask, once more clearly:

What is your job that earns you mon-ey?

Blessed Up Hustler

Paradigm Busta

Alright I'm hanging up now-

Okay, I sell Kangen Water

Isn't that like a pyramid scheme?

Nah it's multilevel marketing

No cap (🚫🧢)

It's different

Erryday I live out my life as a leader

And all it cost was a four grand water filter

Hang on, what do you mean you-

I thought YOU were selling them?

They only let you sell them if you buy one

BIG BRAIN (#BIG️‍️BRAIN🏋🧠)

Hashtag your dreams are (#YourDreamzAre)

Hashtag obtainable (#Obtainable)

If you're like me hashtag a dumb fuck- (#ADumbFuq)

Inspirational (#Inspirational)

Metal world key (🏅🌏🔑)

Hashtag Inspirational (#Inspirational)

Trophy fist bump prayer hands crown angry bull (🏆🤜🤛🙏👑😠🐂)

Money face, money face cowboy poo (🤑🤑🤠💩)

Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag #Inspirational

Stocks up diamond iPhone water (📈💎📱💦)

Stocks down crying police lawyer (📉😭👮‍♀️👩‍⚖️)

Power fist (✊)

Kissy lips (💋)

Tag Will Smith @WILLSMITH

Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag inspirational (#inspirational)